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Why I Fired My Secretary

Why I Fired My Secretary





Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feelingToo hot that morning anyway.

I went to breakfast knowing my wifeWould be pleasant and say ?Happy Birthday,?

And would probably have a present for me.She didn't even say ?Good Morning,? Let alone any ?Happy Birthday.?

I thought, ?Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember .?The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet , said,

?Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.? So I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said,?You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday,

let's go to lunch, just you and me.? I said, ?By George,that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go. ?

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;We went out into the country to a little private place.

We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.On the way back to the office, she said,
?You know, it's such a beautiful day.We don't need to go back to the office, do we??

I said, ?No, I guess not.? She said, ?Let's go to my apartment.?After arriving at her apartment she said, ?Boss, if you don't mind ,

I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.??Sure,? I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and,

In about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,Followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.All were singing ? Happy Birthday?

And there on the couch I sat... Naked.

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